Introducing Changes To The Tokusatsu Network: Welcome To TakoNet!

The Tokusatsu Network is announcing changes to its content offerings in order to better fit the interests of its audience in these turbulent times.

Starting today, the Tokusatsu Network (often called “TokuNet” for short) will be rebranding as “The TakoNet”. This special announcement comes as the world is struggling with a vast shortage in octopus-themed media coverage.

The site’s editors came to this decision under the belief that the world would become much less violent and far more happy if it just had more octopuses. Here’s an exclusive comment from editor Yasin Bulhan:

“What are you doing? What’s that microphone for? Wait.. Why are you in my house?!”

Editor Jorge Salas added the following:

“Bro, what is with you and octopuses? Brody, do NOT touch the site, I swear to- “

As seen in the above comments, the team here at TakoNet is clearly very passionate about these tentacled-ocean-dwellers. From here on, TakoNet will host news reports, reviews, and informational articles about tako (the Japanese word for “octopus”).

TakoNet editor Kevin Nguyen had the following to say on the announcement:

“Yeah, I like takoyaki. Octopuses are pretty cute, too. Together, we can make the world better by wrapping it in one big tentacle hug. I am saying this of my own free will, I promise.”

For your go-to tako coverage, keep your eyes on The TakoNet!